Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

jeremy fragrance

that one guy who plays ranked sw

wow that guy is playing sw duels he must be a jeremy fragrance

by jeremy fragrance October 15, 2020

Jeremy

A goblin, gremlin, and short king. He plays yugio religiously and will always use a blue eyes along with an enemy controller. Is too much into dune to be a real person. He loves the Mets, it’s all about the Mets.

Kid: who’s that short looking man over there?
Someone: that’s just the neighborhood goblin, Jeremy.

by nNoodlr69 November 22, 2021

Jeremy cadet

A follower of LDshadowlady and Smallishbeans

I am a Jeremy cadet

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jeremy Lockwood

The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.

Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*

Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."

by Flarrow July 31, 2016

Jeremy munchy

Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.

I gave her a Jeremy munchy

by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025

The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.

Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018