Jason mader

A male name defining a sexy guy, usually a smokin hot football player. Owns a bmw, and is a party hardy. Girls love him.
Girl 1: Omg look at jason mader!
Girl 2: Hes so hot, and good at football, i love him!
by Triton, cadillac October 27, 2011
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jason mewes

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.
quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"
by Minôir May 09, 2005
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Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).
NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"
by Jenni April 05, 2004
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Jason Kidd

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.
by Kiddfan August 03, 2009
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Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?
by DadDick1 July 08, 2015
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Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
by Sleeping on November 21, 2007
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Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".
by Lance the sad man January 11, 2013
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