june 30

when my handsome baby was born.. he is the best person ever.. i love you handsome

June 30

person-that’s your boyfriend

me-yes ma’am that’s all mine

june 30 by am2006 September 7, 2020

June 11 

National Fat cock appreciation day, honor those with a Low IQ and an even lower hang. Those who celebrate June 11 as national fat cock appreciation day must have a dick .5 inches or longer. A fat cock is not to be confused with a Choad, which is a short dick with too much Fat rather a fat cock is a long meaty cock.

Friend 1: Yo my birthday is coming up on June 11, ya know what that means!

Friend 2: oh, happy national fat cock appreciation day!

Friend 1: thanks!

June 11 by Bruhfunnykek October 15, 2019

June 27 

Is ur friend is born on this day u must buy them a hoodie on Christmas

Here a hoodie because ur birthday is June 27

June 27 by Randomhumam123 December 17, 2019

June 21st

Emma is short day. Any emma you know you can call short on the shortest day of the year

“Hey emma, you’re short”
“Shut up Thomas”
“That’s on September 1st , today is emma short day because June 21st is the shortest day of the year”

June 21st by Damn why is every name taken August 31, 2020

June 5th 

— It’s International Short People Day, where you make fun of all your short friends
— if your born this day, your short

Somehow people born on June 5th, are just short, and that’s life.

June 5th by AlvinJr December 18, 2020

June 23

June 23 is international rum day! So grab a bottle of Captain Morgan and chill out

Whoa tomorrow is June 23, I am going to need to take off from work.

June 23 by mrstealyourdad October 13, 2019

June 21 

Ricky Deathcore's Birthday

Yo, it's June 21, you know what day that is? Let's smoke some weed and watch some Quentin Tarentino movies.

June 21 by Shlunk October 16, 2019