jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

by Mscheve June 10, 2008

tv infidelity

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Rammus incident

The rammus incident occurs when you play league of legends and 1v1 your "friend" with rammus, after sed 1v1 you rage about your internet and resort to smashing the top row of your keyboard.

oh hey, i saw my friend have the rammus incident

by Rammoose March 10, 2019

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

Dog Sex Incident

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.

A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*

by Socherind October 1, 2021

travis scott incident

it is referring to the astroworld event on nov 5 2021 were 8 people died and dozens were injured

person 1: did you hear about the travis scott incident
person 2: yeah the crowd went sicko mode

by lil meh November 16, 2021

2021 Memes-and-humor incident

A tragedy that only true Skyblockers will know
The run-down: man gets cucked in a memes-and-humor channel

Dude: "Have you heard of the 2021 Memes-and-humor incident?"
Bajesh: "I have- it is what caused the economic issues that lead to the Third World War"

by Real_Bajesh December 21, 2021