Hairy ball sack

A ball sack with loads amount of hair on it.
Usually someone with dark curly brown hair has a hairy ball sack.
Young boys tend to question their newly formed hairy ball sacks'.

"I saw Danny's hairy ball sack yesterday."
"Those who cannot teach, grow hair."

by Weinuh Tunes October 23, 2005

hairy sack rash

A rash around the ball sack region, causing itching and weeping, causing intense pain!! ARGH!!!

Man, my balls are so sweaty, I think they are sticking to my leg! I must have Hairy sack rash. Or "HSR" as its better known.

by Steven Perry HSR October 7, 2006

hairy bum fun

bum fun with a hairy asshole

we had hairy bum fun last night

by stevie potter May 22, 2006

hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

hairy fat one

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

by Slimrick May 17, 2008

hairy zero cool

this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.

that haircut is 'hairy zero cool'!

by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003