Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003

Grandman

A grandmother who, in her many years, has began to look like an old man.

Whoa...I didn't think your grandma was that old, she's, like, a grandman now.

by Dalek Sec November 20, 2007

grandma booty

A woman with a flat, or frog butt

Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!

by nbunch81 June 3, 2016

commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 13, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.

You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.

by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 11, 2010

grandmaster

fat slob

by Colly October 13, 2003

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004