A god and a force to be reckoned with....He looks like Santa Clause and has a brother/sister named Lydell...He enjoys buying fundraisers and having PHUN....He has a website that people "cheat" on...he makes lame jokes and laughs at his own jokes.
Mr.Garrett:"go get em"
Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"
Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"
by antonioMC23 December 19, 2013
Get the Mr.Garrett mug.A god and a force to be reckoned with....He looks like Santa Clause and has a brother/sister named Lydell...He enjoys buying fundraisers and having PHUN....He has a website that people "cheat" on...he makes lame jokes and laughs at his own jokes.
Mr.Garrett:"go get em"
Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"
Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"
by antonioMC23 December 19, 2013
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