futzing

Fucking around with something after it's most likley all ready tuned to what will be it's optimal performance level.

Will you quit futzing with the computer? You're going to break it.

by Attila The Hun August 14, 2003

futureshop

the place for all computer rip-offs

futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."

by the guy August 2, 2004

the future race

The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.

Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.

Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.

by lagSpleen April 30, 2008

Futurenanigans

Shenanigans that will happen in the future

A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw

by JammySplodge August 10, 2015

futret

Scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman

She was a nasty piece of work, always interfering and snappin' her head like a futret.

by mjv December 25, 2005

Futral

to be drop dead sexy
to be able to attract women with ease
to have a hot body with out trying

Wow did you see that guy?
He is sooooo futral!!!

by natbump August 25, 2008

Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009