A Full Counihan occurs when both sexual partners are drunk enough to vomit, not necessarily simultaneously, but both must vomit during the sexual act. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, but finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.
Jack pulled a Full Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill threw up on the bed, and then because of that so did Jack. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.
by Krause April 09, 2008
Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.
by Monkey's Dad February 02, 2021
Full Load is an oral sex act performed when a man has a very small penis, and the man/woman giving head can fit his full penis and ball sack in to her mouth.
Jim: It must suck having a small dick.
Joel: It's not all bad. Full loads are better than deep throating.
Joel: It's not all bad. Full loads are better than deep throating.
by ShayeF January 14, 2017
simplest definition - hammered drunk
intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
Example 1)
Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?
Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.
Brian - How rage should we rage?
Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.
Example 2)
Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.
Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?
Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.
Brian - How rage should we rage?
Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.
Example 2)
Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.
Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
by Professor Stillwater November 25, 2010
I was cruising Cranbourne the other night, took this round-about FULL NOISE and ended up in a ditch!
by Novastorm July 04, 2006
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by Mandirigma February 24, 2006