filth

An Absoltely nasty pitch in baseball

Did you just see Ned Donkle's hook, it was filth

by NED DONKLE May 13, 2005

Filthy

1. Something thats dirty

2. Frances

Omg Frances is filthy!!

by Edmanlikefood March 28, 2009

wanton filth

Common Whore, or Slut. A female who requires high levels of intoxication, loneliness, or blindness before becoming attractive. A phrase popularized by the legendary Tucker Max.

The girl on the other side of the bar wearing the shade of lipstick you commonly find at the base of a penis is best described as Wanton Filth.

by RonMexicoDrunk May 15, 2006

Filthy Jessica

When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.

"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."

by rezwerd October 4, 2008

failtastic

Some one or something that has failed beyond reason and comprehension, so much so that the only way to describe the failure dealt would have to include the word fail and imply total and utter success at failing. Failing of this nature is like getting the gold medal of the fail olympics.

Person 1 - "Man I totally bombed my SAT's. I got a 0 for christs sake!"
Person 2 - "You got a 0 on your SAT's? HOW?"
Person 1 - "I dunno...."
Person 2 - "Dude, you get points just for signing your name? Even if you got EVERY answer wrong you'd still have points just for signing your damn name!"
Person 1 - "...."
Person 3 - "Did you sign the name part?!"
Person 1 - "Yeah... but I might have put the wrong name... It doesn't matter anyways cause I got every question wrong."
Person 2 - "Dude that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard"
Person 3 - "You fail at life." *points at Person 1* "FAIL!"
Person 2 - "Yep, you're officially failtastic bro."

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

FAILTROLL

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)

FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay

by Pitborn September 4, 2009

filthy smut

A slut who is dirty, or a dirty fucking slut.

Man, Erica sucked off me and 3 of my friends, that filthy smut!

by canesfan August 6, 2006