Pimp Master Flex

when a guy is going down on a girl and she jerks her leg out and knocks him in the face causeing his nose to bleed. She then lies back and lets him contine to worship her after he is cleaned up

Tom: "yo, i noticed you were with that hot chick last night, did you fool around?"
Infuago : "yeeah she gave me a pimp master flex and my nose is killing, but damn is that some good pussy"

by loveshack99 February 22, 2007

File

a fit/hot girl

look at that file!
how's your desk looking? got any files available for download?
Link me a file - asking for a mate to bring a hot friend out. Corrupted file - ugly girl.

Folder - collection of hot girls

by gypsylover July 1, 2010

Filed up

A term used to describe someone who is very drunk; someone who is very fired up.

Freeway was gettin filed up at Amelia's last night.

by Trent. That a boy April 3, 2007

Flexbian

A girl who is a lesbian only when it suites her.

"OMG, Jessica is such a flexbian!"
"Yea, she dates girls but only when guys aren't interested in her"

by troubleinkw August 7, 2009

Flex Seal

I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!

Flex Tape Was Such A Big Meme They Had To Make Flex Seal.

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

Hit em with da flex

A maneuver typically performed in upper class neighborhoods or cities where a person or group targets another person or group (typically white middle to upperclass class teenagers) by offering to sell them a drug (typically weed) at a generous price, but only if bought in a large volume at a later time. Typically a sample is displayed to the targeted party that is of the highest quality of the whatever drug was promised. When the transaction is executed the offending party uses a heavy amount of cellophane or other wrapping in order to make the product hard to see and open. They ensure to only put a very tiny amount of product in the wrapping and typically fill the rest with a similar looking substance (oregano, flour, etc). They will then demonstrate to the targeted party the legitimacy of their product by cutting into the wrapping in an area they know the small amount of high quality product is. The exchange is made for money and the targeted party does not find out they were shorted almost entirely until after the offending party has driven away with all of their money.

We need to make some money . You see this group of white boys in front of us? Let's hit em with da flex.

by Rickey420 February 25, 2017