Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school

Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂

by Havecak127 September 23, 2023

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 11, 2020

Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"

"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*

by Robin Dellers November 14, 2020

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020