My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

Father-friendly

Father-friendly is the open expression of value for the role of a father as an equally necessary parent, which is communicated through welcoming means that promote, nurture, and sustain the responsibilities, involved with fatherhood.

If a father wants a father-friendly environment, he needs to act like a friendly father, especially to other fathers, in a way that will lead to parental equity.

by Hogan Hilling July 24, 2015

Father

Someone who disappears or is going to get something

My Father left me

by Sev 11 December 22, 2022

Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.

Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.

by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022

for Father's sake

An euphemism from the expletive "for fuck's sake"

For father's sake, you're so damn hard to comprehend this very simple passage

by Sir. B September 27, 2022

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024