What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

A Phrase Squirtle uses when They Change Studios

What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

by RoliePolieYoyleium January 31, 2021

when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻

by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021

Let me piss on the floor

When you have a cell mate and want them to leave the cell for some privacy.

Hey man you been in the cell by yourself all day, let me piss on the floor.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.

Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

floordog

A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).

"I almost tripped on your floordog".

by flora dogg May 30, 2005

Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.

Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!

by Matthew March 26, 2005

floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.

Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.

by fro12 April 23, 2006