It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.
I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.
by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021
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Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.
by raybanshe February 16, 2025
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A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
by Florida-Man November 13, 2023
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Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
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Get the Florida mug.When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.
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Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
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