fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut

Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake

by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

Pretty Fatty

A phrase to describe a overweight girl with a pretty face.

Mr X: God that birds a pretty fatty
Mr Y: Nah mate shes just pretty fat!

by sabatha July 16, 2006

sparkle fatty

noun : A fatty wearing shiny and/or "club" style attire; see also fatty. (ent. from Miguel Roya, of Fat Chicks in Party Hats. see also Seanbaby)

"thankyou for the party. we will have TWO! barels of oatmeal. oh and a pork pizza for the sparkle fatty. hey who does smell like a fart?! damn it sparkel fatty!!!!"

by Shamus Mahan June 10, 2005

lazy fatty

Obese people with little ambition and usually permanent food stains on their clothing.

Jabba the Hutt is the most famous lazy fatty evar!!1

by ceck0face July 4, 2006

pack a fatty

when the penis becomes erect but is pinned down by one's pants or underwear

Dude, you were so packing a fatty while that hot chick was sitting on your lap.

by dr.love March 10, 2005

satin fatty

A fat person that thinks he/she is so awesome and hot and is SOOOO not! In fact, they are repulsive!

That girl right there is such a satin fatty! She should not be wearing that mini skirt! ICK!

by Megan the cool one November 10, 2006

trick fatty

Someone who posts misleading photos on websites, blogs, etc. that makes him/her look more attractive than he/she really is. Often done by either posting just a facial shot, or those angular, emo-ish photos.

"Dude, I just found this girl on facebook who I am totally going to marry!"

"Man, I hate to say it, but I had a class with her, she's trick fatty."

by mightybalthazar September 15, 2008