facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

fact on

this term may be used as an affirmative statement that adheres to a general concurrence by persons of the same ilk. tags may also by used in the subjective.

Kathryn: "Hey B! Are you on for a fews sauces tonight?"

Smithers: "Fact on, kid!"

Tana: "I heard you flaking a blast of shots last night. I'd say your balls must be worn off ya"

Chef Eoin: "I know ya, my arse was in bits after it.... fact on!"

by BobbyChops August 18, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Facist

some one who is racist over facebook as not to get their ass beat (Fay-sist)

Guy 1: this dude just posted that he hates asians!
Girl 1: wow, what a facist

by hiddenfrompeople January 14, 2016

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

fact

The word Behot use when he's out of arguments

Papryk Vega is always right and thats a Fact.

by Papież Polak 3 October 21, 2020