Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019

Young Electrician

A professional that prefers to get a charge out of being plugged in the wrong recepticals.

Using oral and anal inputs made the man no longer a heterosexual but a young electrician.

by Angry Stockholder July 2, 2019

My Electric blue

The definition of a stranger who meet you at a low point of your life and helped u get trough a person who’s text or voice with the right amount of energy makes your day 100x better. You felt a Electric connection with that person and you feel like you are in electric shock because your Electric blue is another level of either Cute, Hot, Clever, Sweet or in general a good person

You are my Electric Blue

Thank you for being my Electric blue

by Your random stranger November 5, 2020

alternate elector

1. Seditious traitor.

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.

by island thinker December 15, 2020

inside electrician

Classification of electrical program and license for lazy wireman that refuses to work in the cold and makes way too much money.

Jay is definitely not an inside electrician, he’s got ice in his beard.

by A Inside electrician November 17, 2022

Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.

Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!

by ryanthunder July 21, 2012

Andrew the Electrican

A hardworking, Polish immigrant who settled in Delaware, who is known to blow up a porta potty first thing in the morning, who gets the job done for what is usually a cheap price, often will take a phone call and then start speaking in an unknown aggressive language which is believed to be Polish, often has a tale to tell about the old neighborhood, enjoys large homemade salads and a thermos of hot tea, often will say what the fuck, and shit, usually has a hard time getting paid from Frank at CWI, will often start jobs with no start up money and pays for extras out of pocket, and sports a classic goatee who knows that at the end of the day Frank screwed him on his finial payment but continues on.

It’s time to call Andrew the electrican.

Frankie is such a pill popping scum bag for screwing over Andrew the Electrician.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019