Ethan is a big solid unit that would bang ozzy toe, Brad and kenzie. He is so cool. Any one steps to him he would bang them. He has a wap
Ethan is also in mission impossible
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Ethan is the greatest person you will ever meet... He is super-smart, sporty,hot, always gets the chicks because he has a huge dick... He is really funny and is usually hanging with girls or his family.
by IloveEthan84 December 10, 2017

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan is a decently smart kid, who has a very high ego. He also rates girls from 1-10 so look out for Ethan and know your worth. His looks are OK I guess, he's not cute but he's not ugly ( gust a little below average ). He likes trying to be the best even tho he never will be. He's also a try hard at sports, Math and Science. The sad thing sometimes he doesn't realize he can be an ass sometimes, but he will do as much as he can to make up for whatever he did. He also doesn't like shy people.
by UTK,GJ,BB March 13, 2019

by Brayden Big Dick January 25, 2020

Is the type of guy that is not sweet hearted and has lots of acne. This type of guy is all talk and is a pussy.
by Yuhutuguv November 11, 2018

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.
"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"
"Nah, what it is it?"
"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."
"Nah, what it is it?"
"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."
by DougsForDays August 14, 2014
