Donkey Dook

A good fuck
aka
to be dicked down with a magnum sized penis

Robert went to Sally's house bent her over and gave her the donkey dook. She took it like a champ

by Kristin2525 January 14, 2008

dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.

If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...

by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009

Dukey Poof

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

Donkeyshit

Something that is more silly, fake, or stupid

"The movie Bruno, has more donkey shit than Borat"

"All of the videos parodying Greatest WOW Freak Out are all Donkeyshit"

by Supermike6 August 14, 2009

Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

Donkey Dangler

Referring to anyone that is just a complete tool, douche, or a dick.

"Somebody throat punch this donkey dangler to shut him up. He has no idea what he's talking about!"

by Darknessofman March 29, 2015