Waddle thy daddle

Waddle thy daddle means to beat your meat, but in a sophisticated upright way. Can be used with the bros at all times.

Bro 1: I'm going home to waddle thy daddle.
Bro 2: what is that?
Bro 3: he's gonna beat his meat bro!

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

Brazilian Yankee Doddle

When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.

Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”

by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021

Skip the daddle

To leave a place or a situation. Kind of like skedaddle but less because of hurrying and more because of want.

“This party blows. Let’s skip the daddle.”

Which could also be said as “Let’s skip the f***ing daddle.

by The Professor 314 August 24, 2022

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

squigly diggly dop diddle

Weird, sussy, skibidi

that's really squigly diggly dop diddle.

by mr belding April 8, 2024

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025