couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dolphin rape

When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.

That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.

by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021

Chocolate dolphins

An inside joke made by some strange gifted kids that you will never know the answer of

He he chocolate dolphins

by I don't anything I just gave u April 10, 2019

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 4, 2022

Belle Dolphin

Urine soaked teenage cumslut

Wow did you see that belle dolphin.

by Bigbirdza1 January 30, 2021

Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022