doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl

a sarcastic response, that you can find a nice quality in any girl.

me: SHIT, that bitch is huge!
Bobby: ya, but she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.(laughter)

by dwass51 February 20, 2009

person who doesn't get air quotes

someone who thinks that air quotes are used for real things and doesnt get the saracsm

dude, she though i was going to attack her!
she's just a person who doesn't get air quotes. she doesnt understand the quotes around "poke"

by jkwelling March 8, 2010

lee.doesnt.know

Lee.doesnt.know is a page on Tik Tok. They are very creative and like to eat cold meatball pizza.

She also has two cats🐈. Also likes blasting the BTS wings album at full volume on her Alexa 😱

“Hey Sarah, wanna come watch Harry Potter with me?” “Oh sorry, I’m too busy watching Lee.doesnt.know’s Tik Toks.” 😱👑😏😎😻😼😉😉😏🤪

by bad at speling 😞 but yolo 😋😋😋 December 23, 2020

doeser

racial slur, directed toward anyone. originating from improper english. Highley offensive.

"you doeser"

"your such a doeser"

by Kimberlyy September 27, 2007

It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics

"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

by r2lee July 24, 2009

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag August 13, 2015

Pics or it doesn't exist

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.

"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"

by seski89 January 22, 2013