derek

simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you

derek....

by desireegf February 25, 2011

derek grant

Drummer for the Alkaline Trio, and formerly for the Suicide Machines. Looked like an emo kid, but changed his image to fit in with the Alkaline Trio, who think they're vampires or something.

"Derek Grant changed his emo kid-look, which is uncool. Changing to fit in is stupid. Poor, confused Derek. Someone should hit him."

by The Alkaline Cyber Skank January 2, 2004

deredere

it is like any dere

deredere:your horrid

person what? >:(

by katcheese rules January 17, 2019

Derek

A hipster.

Dude: Hey, did you hear about Derek? I heard he is a pseudo intellectual, cigarette smoking, skinny jean wearing, English major dropout, who will take sad pictures in black and white and get that coffee for you for just over minimum wage!

Dudette: Oh, you mean a Hipster.

by averagemeanofmeans May 5, 2011

derek

Derek is a nickname used for all red-hairs around. Originates from Maidstone, in Kent.

My friends called phil. He's a derek!

by paolo angeles December 24, 2008

Derberth

Derberth is a Legend that nobody knows he is perfect in every way he is so charming and his personality is Amazing

Derberth was going to to the store

by Nickshug February 23, 2019

Dereck

Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...

Omg that guys so rude

Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck

by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 24, 2019