dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017
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dirt mining

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?
by skyhigh_etc February 11, 2016
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dirt hippie

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"
<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.
by namaste away December 29, 2020
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Yassified Dirt

What you become after you die.
Example: One day when we all pass on, we will become yassified dirt.
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Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.
After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.
by Foxingham August 20, 2016
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dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.
Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.
by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010
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wally-dirt

A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
Wally-dirt.

That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
by kasperface December 02, 2009
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