Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.

That bitch is cock gargling thunder cunt!

by Griz. February 22, 2010

Cunt

Someone who is a complete bellend

man, HDKN ViperZz is a right cunt

by Anonymus1996 December 31, 2014

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

sketchy cunt

1. A derogatory term describing one, typically female, who is considered sexually perversive.
see slut

Note: While the term can be playful, it is intrisicly more abrasive.

2. Archaic. A dirty, sexually advanced, or STD-ridden vagina.

1. (Leaving Chinatown) "The sketchy cunts wanted twice what they asked for."

2. After rubbing up against one too many warts, he pulled out. Seeing several used condoms ooze due to the vaccuum affirmed what he knew all along: She had one sketchy cunt.

by skrew June 30, 2005

cunt teaser

The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.

"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"

"What a cunt teaser"

by A man May 13, 2005

retarded cunt

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

by RonnieYVR November 14, 2007