Crotch Chop 

The simulation of cutting off ones genitals and throwing it at someone or something out of anger or revenge. Origin unknown and not exclusive to mid 90s professional wrestling. Currently reinvigorated and advocated by a growing number of young trouser-jacks.

"Constance tried that passive aggressive shit with me again this morning during the power point so I gave her the Crotch Chop when she wasn't looking."

Crotch Chop by BobYoung August 13, 2009

crotch ride 

riding the crotch, to give another guy pleasure by letting him ride the wanker

Ekow gave Dan a crotch ride.

crotch ride by Conan the Barbarian March 9, 2005

crotch rocket

makes up for the size of their crotch

crotch rocket by buicks dont suck July 10, 2003

Crotch Rocket

something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.

guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY

Crotch Rocket by Mikeyyy! December 15, 2007

Crotch Waffle

Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.

A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.

A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"

Also...."Uncle Wally"

Hey, Crotch Waffle!

Crotch Waffle by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

crotch rocket by Michael May 3, 2004

Crotch Monkey 

A special type of person that resides in the bar scene and is desperate for any chance of "going at it". A crotch monkey is rare but deadly if messed with, and if slept with the monkey you will wake with one or more of these symptoms: Herpies, Super Herpies, Burning pee, itchiness of the genital and/or rectal region, and the super rare California King Crabs. It generally preferred to stay away no matter what.

Lance - "Did you hear Jack slpet with a crotch monkey?"
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."

Crotch Monkey by Hybrid12367 January 2, 2012