yeasty cricket

a spangled, hiccuping skanky frau with a gross need of aromatherapy

Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and about lost my falafel.

by Bradweiser October 1, 2007

[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs

Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.

by lill keke June 14, 2008

Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006

um...cricket?

A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.

"I went to the porn shop the other day to get a new vibrator" (awkward silence) "um...cricket?"

by Michelle89 June 22, 2008

Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.

All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.

by Brute Boat March 20, 2021