sexy chess

chess but whoever loses has to do whatever sexual thing the other person wants.

Girl: I just beat u in sexy chess. Now be a good little boy and eat me out.
Boy: yes mommy 🥺

by singlelesbian521 December 24, 2022

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023

Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

Dego Chess

To tell a beaner named Diego to play chess with you.

DEGO CHESS

by Spiegg September 20, 2023

stop caressing my body

fuck off my body, get off my dick

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

by Aurrieona:) October 17, 2023

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.

Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!

by Sambiase August 14, 2024