creeped

what you do on Facebook when you're bored or just curious.

Totally just FB stalked you. Don't feel creeped out.

by iheartsmiles September 15, 2011

Office Creeper

(Noun): A person at the office that has stalker like attributes, normally of the male persuasion. One who creeps on people around the office, and sometimes outside of the office, in social settings. A relentless pervert of the office who skeezes on the women therein.

Wow, Bob is such an Office Creeper.

Mike was on the prowl this morning, doing a good job of his new found job title, Office Creeper.

by __girl August 21, 2009

creepshow

A deranged sexual act inspired by a famous scene from the cult classic horror film "Creepshow". This particular scene portrayed actor Ted Danson being buried up to his neck in sand while being filmed as the incoming tide is rising. An elegant, yet perverted twist lead to the idea to bury a person up to their neck in sand and conducting a circle jerk on the person's face, or alternatively a bukkake.

Me and the other lifeguards brought the new badge inspector down to beach after work for a creepshow, but after a few loads of man butter the tide came in strong and she totally started freaking out.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

Creep

(v) To flirt with someone without the intention of being in a relationship with them.

(n) A person who does the act of creeping.

guy 1- "Dude, let's go. I wanna get out of here!"
guy 2- "we have to wait for Mike, he's over there creepin' on that blond."

by Bad_mAma_jAma July 27, 2010

Creep!

Someone who goes on Facebook, and tells every single woman...and some not single women. How beautiful they are. Totally kisses their ass, and humps their leg verbally. They rent women rooms on first dates, tell her that his kids will love her and doesnt even hardly know her. Says douchpacker stuff like he hates fatties, but loves a beautiful somewhat chubby woman. Although, he has flabby man tits. How smoking is such a turn-off, when clearly he is the biggest turn off.

Aaron Lewis is a Creep!

by 2pump August 30, 2012

Davis-Creep

Davis-Creep(verb): To start dancing with a girl from behind out of nowhere

"Dude, you tried to Davis-Creep that girl and she totally smacked you in the face!"

by Jonny Dough April 7, 2008

Creepster

The definition of a man that never takes no for an anwser. When intoxicated, will creep around and make advances on unsuspecting girls. Also enjoys forcibly making girls flash.

Oh man, here comes AP Creepster!

by Creepster August 2, 2006