Crack Pageant

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

by crackpageant July 24, 2010

Crack'kins diet

A method of losing weight similar to the Atkins diet but where as the participant smokes crack to achieve the same weight loss results

Saw Mathew the other day he's lost a lot of weight he looks ill, think he's been on the crack'kins diet

by 123456789DDD April 20, 2019

Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021

stall crack

The thin line between the door of a bathroom stall and the wall. This allows you to look in to see if someone is in there eliminating the need to bend over to see the person's feet.

person 1: "Is anyone in that stall?"

person 2: "I don't know, look through the stall crack."

by ud4life September 30, 2009

To crack beaver

When getting pussy.

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

Have a Crack

Australian slang term for having a go at it
Derives from the phrase “have a go”

“have a crack at it mate”
Meaning to have a go at it

By Blake

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

crack whore

1. Any person, primarily female, that will perform any act (usually sexuall, but not exclusively) for a unreasonably small ammount of money; this money in turn in used to purchase rock-cocaine, but also can be used for heroin, amphetamines, powder cocaine, schedule I perscription pills, etc. a.k.a. "chickenhead" "trick-ass-ho"
2. Any person, primarily male, that will stand on a city street corner, bus stop, wal mart parking lot, or discount store asking for money because they need to "get home", or some other incredibely similar story.
3. Any person who perform an act, or goes on a diatrade, that is non-sensical, or exceptionally lengthly, for no particular reason. A person that has uncontrollable body spasms, or "shakes" when it is not cold.
4. An unclean person. A person , while in a public place, seems strongly to have a preventable ammount of body odor, poor clothes, mismatched clothes, clothes that are out of place for the season/ climate, etc. A person who consistanly does not bathe, or seems clean or healthy.
5. Slang term for someone who takes recreational drugs to a non- recreational level.

1."If you're desparate, I can find you a crack-whore that will give you head for 20 dollars"
2."HEEEY man...I'm jus tryin' to get HOME! You FEEL me? I need gas. Help me please! I finna get you back. Swear I aint using the money for crack, (WHORE)".
3.See that crack whore on the corner shaking like its January?
4. a. "Look at that girl at the bus stop. You know shes sweating out that fix, torn ass long sleeve shirt in the middle of July, mismatched shoes, people staning 5 feet away. What a crack - ho crack - whore."
b. "crack - ho looking bitch"
5. "Man have you talked to your ex Jenni?"; "No, she is getting out of control with that dope. I tried to call a couple times but she has turned into a total crack whore."
adendum: similar phrases: crack- ho, crack- head, berry, chicken head, trick, rubber neck chicken head ho(haha!). end

by 202D December 9, 2008