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Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT
by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020
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gothy cocky

When your dick is goth and black
Man, Zy’s dick is a gothy cocky for sure!
by BloodRayne0000w00000 March 30, 2020
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Charlie Cooke

Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces
Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora
by Charlie Cooke June 25, 2020
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Billy Cook

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.
She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.
by NWMOSG July 15, 2020
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couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 4, 2020
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Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.
by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021
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Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
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