Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

Connorbob

Excreting down a partners anal region, then snorting the faeces into your nasal passages to leave a horrible smell in the nostrils which some find arousing.

Wanna go Connorbob your step mother?
I was Connorbobed last night.
SHIT BOY CONNORBOB ME.
You and me, down that alley, all alone, no one around, i'll Connorbob you till the break of dawn.

by Craig Corlett July 16, 2008

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Conniving Skanky Bitch

Plotting behind your back slutty woman

plotting slutty sneaky whore conniving skanky bitch

by Rsamds January 10, 2014

connor

Sexiest, beast in the history of sexy beasts.

That boy is a sexy beast, must be Connor.

by SEXYBEAST9669 August 26, 2017

Connor

A cinnamon bun who deserves everything in the world.

"I love Connor, he is my favourite character"

by RiceIsMyName July 17, 2018

Soul connection

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same

Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too

by lizziates November 7, 2006