by Daddy Lucifer September 06, 2021
It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!
So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs April 05, 2016
When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
by Sarcia26 May 09, 2019
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
by joecoolthefool January 09, 2016
by Joelydia November 20, 2006
Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
by Maverick51 January 14, 2009