by Cockincounter September 23, 2009
A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.
by Slor July 25, 2012
The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
by Adolfz November 20, 2010
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 20, 2009
When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!
GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
by G-PrimeRib October 20, 2010
When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
by John Cocktoastun February 23, 2009