Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"

"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"

by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020

cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009

Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 22, 2010

cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.

"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"

by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009

Cock tuck

When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!

GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!

N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!

GPR: Cock tuck brother!

N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!

GPR: You knows it!

by G-PrimeRib October 21, 2010

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009