Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.

Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.

by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020

cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009

Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 22, 2010

cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.

"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"

by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009

Cock tuck

When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!

GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!

N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!

GPR: Cock tuck brother!

N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!

GPR: You knows it!

by G-PrimeRib October 21, 2010

cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes

Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!

by cockonaut October 19, 2009