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Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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The Cheat

He is a character in the Flash Animation world of homestarrunner.com.

He is a furry yellow creature whose species is basically unknown. And he has his own language that features squeaks and "Meh"s. But he is 1'2" with yellow fur, black spots, and is shaped like a cheese and an anvil.

His best friend is Strong Mad who is at least 6 feet tall with no neck who protects him from larger predators. And he is Strong Bad's lackey, assistant, and sidedick frequently appearing in Strong Bad e-mail. And of course, Strong Bad has kicked him several times before, and he loves to make Flash cartoons on his yellow IMac computer which he tries to win trophies for. But really all his cartoons just feature bad animations of voices of characters from homestarrunner.com and just feature The Cheat being really cool.

He also:
Moves to the beat
Has yellow feet
Gives Strong Bad a hand
Messes up Homestar's plan
Makes out with Marzipan
Looks like Pikachu
Is not the guy from 21 Jump Street

No question he is one of the most popular characters on the website, and some of the fans kind of think of The Cheat as kind of a cuddly teddy bear creature. (Myself not included)

THE END
"Meh!"
"Three trophies for The Cheat!"
"A parade for The Cheat!"
by Tom G. August 29, 2005
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thumbnail cheat

n- a famous trick used on video sharing sites such as You tube, where users stick a random softcore porn picture (i.e. female assets and chicks seemingly engaged in sensual acts) in the middle of their videos so as to make that the default icon of the video, thus gaining views from easily excitable male users.

Such testosterone-pumped viewers click on the thumbnails, only to be disappointed by a completely random (and often ad-infested) video.

Not surprisingly, such videos often make it to the "Tio Viewed" list, thus exponentially increasing its number of victims.

To the horror of many, this can also be combined with being rick rolled.

Of course, females can be the victims of the thumbnail cheat as well (although more often out of curiosity than horniness.)

Note: I'm not trying to be sexist about guys in general. Still, how do you account for those millions of views on such videos or the pissed off comments left by male users? ;o
Male User: HELL YEA! Look at 'em jugs *clicks*

*Rick Astley's funkalicious "Never Gonna Give You Up" comes onto the screen*

Male User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not this ginger again/ the thumbnail cheat!! *bangs head on desk*
by your average youtube user August 3, 2008
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Friend-cest

(n) frend' sest
To "fool around" with a person or number of people who is/are part of the closely-knit group of friends one has in his/her life. This act is often seen as a taboo, as it is prone to adding a negatively dramatic twist in the social lives of the interrelated people in said socially interacting group.

adj: friend-cestuous
"Holy crap, John had friend-cest with Jenny!"
"OMG!@! what a bitch!"
"Let's hate them!"
by Nate Yetton January 7, 2006
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West Chester Hot Potato

A "West Chester Hot Potato" is the act of passing the bowl out the window to the person in front of you and then they pass it to the driver through the sun roof and then the driver passes it out of the window to the back passenger in order to keep the bowl out of the car, in order to do a no smell lift off. There are many variations to this motion such as the :
1. (Starting With Driver) Right, Right, Right
2. (Starting with Driver) Left, Left, Left

3. (Starting with driver side passenger) Up, left, left

When you have the bowl and your passing it you scream as loud as you can "Hot Potato En Route" in an astronaut voice then the person that receives the bowl responds "Hot Potato Recieved" to ensure a no drop transaction. Make sure everybody in the car knows when the bowl is coming back in the car by yelling "Hot Potato coming back to base!" so that everyone knows to be careful to not spill the weed.
*Driver Takes hit out of window"

"Hot potato en route!"
*Driver passes bowl outside the car, over the sunroof to the passenger who says:
"Hot Potato received"
*then takes a hit outside his/her window*

Then you continue the motion to the left until everybody gets a hit.
And that's a successful West Chester Hot Potato.
by Bigdaddy567 March 22, 2014
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Cheater's Kiss

Film/TV cliche where the cheating spouse always kisses the other on the cheek instead of the lips.
Don Draper kissed his wife on the cheek before he went to work and we all yelled "Cheater's Kiss!" at the TV.
by chingaleta June 16, 2010
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cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!
by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010
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