Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Bogan Château

A 1960s workers' cottage in Australia that hasn't been renovated in over 50 years. They are often built on a sinking foundation, riddled with asbestos and clad in cheap fibrous cement sheeting, giving them the colloquial name "fibro shitbox".

These negative-yielding liabilities are sought by property investors who feverishly believe property prices can never go down, resulting in sellers asking for prices similar to a French Château on acres of land listed for sale.

That bogan château in Woodridge just sold for $1.2m. You could buy a château in France for that.

by Taktische Kartoffel October 29, 2025

crimson cathedral

The action of stabbing someone in the asshole or vagina

"Did you hear that Jack got a crimson cathedral last night"

by PLilly December 29, 2025

Crème Pudding Crème Château

dessert made of a mixture of cake and pudding, mostly caramel.
Originated from Chambly, Québec

i'll order half a pound of cream pudding cream castle.
Do you mean, Crème Pudding Crème Château?

by Canadian_Woodpiker December 3, 2021

Kus ke guthi umanda chaghe uwakha

A polite term used to describe the sustainability of a in individual who else can not shuve fingers down his or hers vagina and scream

Ayo….that doorbell just uttered these polite words “kus ke guthi umanda chaghe uwakha”

by What fam say it again July 26, 2022

The fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat

Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.

Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain

by EZ_Winner_YT September 15, 2022

Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.

Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.

by Zaschiana April 27, 2023