carsen

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.

I am the mother fucken Carsen.

by kerryhatchet9987 October 12, 2008

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009

carbon fiber

a lightweight material that is used on many race cars and tuner cars that has a black coulour to it

the saleen s7 has a complete carbon fiber body

by \/\/ /\ \/ [- January 8, 2005

Glen Carbon

This is a town between Edwardsville, Il and Maryville, Il. Known for its fairly high level of affluence. The kids that live here are part of the well-known Edwardsville school district. See Edwardsville, IL for more information. The two towns run together, the only difference is that Glen Carbon has more money.

people who don't live in Glen Carbon or Edwardsville refer to them as snobs, when in reality, they aren't. All walks of life live here, we just present ourselves better. Learn to take pride in yourself, FOOLS!

by Dirty J man July 16, 2010

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

carbon fuckprint

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

by Loladora February 12, 2009

Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."

Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.

by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009