Captain Fugly

emaciated small asian concubine, occassionally drips slime off of body. Loves to violate animals of all kinds ranging from trolls to insects.
Distinguishing characteristics:
1. Loves to run around without pants
2. Has dry chapped skin usually covered in Cetaphil
3. Has extremely ugly face contortions
4. Has frisky hands
5. Enjoys small dogs, especially ones that can't get away
6. Emaciated.
However, Captain fugly has the occassional nice..ness...
which makes her very loveable and cuddly...if you want to start bleeding.
Also answers to the name:
JIAJIA
Captain foogly

No seriously shes cool.

<3 JIAJIA

If you kiss captain fugly you will get explosive diarrhea.

by Lehsah January 2, 2008

captain fuck

Is a puke that is self important with one or more tragic character flaws. Usually these pricks pretend to be all about the war but have some piss poor excuse for not going but every reason in the world any other male might go. This type of asshole will listen to and pretend to understand rap. He will be anti-Semitic but not understand what a Jew is from a hole in the ground. He will have a real big time problem with "jack offs" despite being the worst possible kind of jack off. They also have a real problem with fat boys and take the controversial stance of being against "perverts" or "pedophiles" three times an hour. Captain fucks might also be known as one legged scuba divers if they are veterans or pretending to be veterans. Captain fucks are almost always rich boys, yuppies, red necks and/or pussy fucking old farts. A female that might act like this is not called captain fuck. She is just a cunt.

Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office are cutesy, watered down, safe for TV captain fucks.

by captain fuck May 11, 2010

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010

Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.

I gave that ho the dirty captain!

by D43M0N July 7, 2010

Capitalistmas

The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.

My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.

by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010

Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.

What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.

by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007

Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*

by TacoMann May 26, 2009