call that laptop

a term for e-sex

'oh bertha and kyle having e-sex? call that laptop!'

by sageleaaf March 10, 2022

Martin Calle

A person with no muscle and nerdy it also means that he has a small penis and is shy about it.

This guy is a Martin Calle.

by Nikito69 June 1, 2020

call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.

1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong

by oolveea December 2, 2020

power calls

to be utterly annoyed by someone who consitintly calls you non stop

katie: why is your cell phone always off when you have our son

matt: because his moms a bitch and power calls the fuck out of me

by les boys October 25, 2008

Ghost Call

When you pretend to talk to someone on the phone for the purpose of avoiding communication with the people or person around you.

Krystol thought Cole made a ghost call for an excuse to leave.

by <3Sux December 5, 2022

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Call of Duty

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

by GingerPuff December 27, 2015