fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

Red finned cuckus

A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.

Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.

by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

The people of cacous

Closet racist who become insecure when P.O.C. are in the nearby vicinity ; and choose to revert to suprematism tactics in order to defend the insecurities withheld within themselves by the usage of derogatory slander

“Oh look, there go The people of cacous”

“We’re you hanging out with those guys over there?”

“No, they’re with the people of cacous”

“I ran into the people of cacous today, they really tried to hurt my feelings”

by KTSricky July 11, 2020

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When you suck a penis while it’s inside an anus

“Last night I had two bitches and they gave me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020

go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021