cabbage moth 

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

cabbage moth by Lemmingski September 6, 2021

Cabbage 

You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters

That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage

Cabbage by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021

Cabbage 

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

Cabbage by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

cabbageworm

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has chlamydia and a few days later your penis turns green

Kostas fucked that skank Samantha while she had chlamydia and now his penis is a cabbageworm

cabbageworm by cabbagewormdawg December 30, 2021

Cabbage Patch Doll 

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

Cabbage Patch Doll by Millo92 January 21, 2022

CABBAGE 

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

CABBAGE by onyxbl February 7, 2022

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

Cabbage Puff by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022