smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

Cabbage

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

by bonnieiscool March 4, 2024

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 17, 2010

Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022