COMMIE

A god-loathing, degenerate, abominable, scum, low-life, lying, reality-twisting, tyrannical, hypocritical, censoring, unsaveable, contradictory, truth-suppressing, genocidal, libeling, anti-good, cancer-like, scoundrel, bolshevistic, demonic, heinous, closed-minded, selective-hearing, unethical, satanic, cheating, scum-adoring, evil-worshipping, sin-loving, witchlike, good-hating, vicious, evil, truth-fearing, hedonistic, loathsome, child-predator, living-disgrace, living-abomination, pedophilic, motormouthed, psycho-minded, retched, thief, scam-artist, horrified-of-good, pathological-lying, toxic, sinful, child-corrupting, self-righteous, child-abusing, holier-than-thou-status-claimer, ironic, slogan-barking, over-educated-moron, anti-white-bigot, anti-male-sexist, bitchy, cis-genderphobic, anti-masculine, double-standardised, body-mutilating, gender-destroying, nature-hating, moral-loathing, limitless-sinning, blame-shifting, no-good, regressive-claiming-status-of-“progressive”, ugly-minded, multi-factorially-regressive, drug-infected, sickness-in-human-form, aids-diseased, class-envying, class-dividing, class-hate-mongering, political-correctness-enforcing, class-warfare-promoting, decedent, sin-promoting, beyond-worthless, unjust, poisonous-lie-repeating, justice-inverting, whore-encouraging, no-good-outcome, devil’s associate, decency-destroying, unfixable, complete-and-pure-enemy-of-god-and-any-and-all-good, mouth-breathing, primitive, violence-using-when-unable-to-lie,

humanity-enslaving, psychopathic, humanity-brainwashing, humanity-degenerating, humanity-scumming, humanity-evilizing, humanity-dumbing, criminal, back-stabbing, deceiving, remorseless-evil-doing, dull, demon-as-saint, thieving, lowest-of-the-low, pure-evil, dishonorable, disgraceful, honor-less, treacherous, rat-like, perverse, snake-like, living-lie, satan-representing, willfully-ignorant, con-man/woman, degeneracy-promoting, trigger-happy, power-only-for-me-and-never-for-thee, living-and-complete-list-of-all-sins-recorded, value-seer-in-evil-but-valueless-seer-in-good, profane, power-dependant-scoundrel, disgusting, poisonous-toxic-waste, seemingly-unlimited-list-of-words/terms-needed-and-most-words-missing-in-the-English dictionary-required-in-order-to-be-defined, piece of rotten pure-evil sub-human garbage who deserves absolutely everything and anything including the worst death, and must for plain justice, remain and rot in hell forever, for their defiant embodiment and life-long-whorship/following of pure-evil which they dishonesty and abominably call their “moral-duty-of-an-ideology”. If you buy one or more of their pure-evil lies for a colossal unpayable price, you will later be left sorry on a level you will never be able to comprehend, or die sooner than the moment you understand that-commie

by Hydraklin November 17, 2022

Comitize

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

by BasilBread July 3, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Commishioner

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.

A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.

by Yellow Door October 3, 2023

Stella-commute

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.

"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."

by AJLaw May 27, 2009

like commie

Someone who likes every comment in their post, regardless of what it says. As if they felt the need to distribute likes equally, like a communist.

George just liked every comment, I bet he didn't even read them. What a like commie.

by John Turds June 10, 2016

Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.

Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today

by AshiJ July 16, 2020