cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.

i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.

by m-j-dub October 25, 2007

cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009

Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion

The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.

by Adolfz November 22, 2010

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes

Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!

by cockonaut October 19, 2009

Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020