Chipspunk 

During the act of fellatio, the male partner ejaculates so much semen into his partner's mouth that the partner's cheeks bulge out, giving the appearance of a chipmunk

Dave bumba: Hey frank, did arianna get her wisdom teeth out this weekend? Her cheeks are all puffed out?

Frank turner: no man, I just chipspunked her in the bathroom

Chipspunk by plsc412 October 27, 2010

chinsing out 

To serve a lack of; to cheap out.

Tom left a $1 tip on a $30 bill at a restaurant. James looks at him and says, "Why you chinsing out on the tip, man? You have to leave at LEAST 15%..."

chinsing out by insufferable.knowitall August 17, 2007

chapstick 

something I lose in a matter of 10 seconds

"shit, I just lost my 5th chapstick this week"

chapstick by ben is short for bennifer August 10, 2017

that chaps my ass 

to be pissed off about something

i have to work today. That chaps my ass.

that chaps my ass by rockstarkell January 21, 2009

The Chapstick 

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.

"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."

The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009

Assless Chaps 

A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.

Shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays Halo!

Assless Chaps by Zapix March 26, 2004

chapstick 

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.

Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird

chapstick by lescori January 27, 2009