Bull Breakfast 

Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)

I woke ups this morning so tired so i had a bull breakfast

Bull Breakfast by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009

December Breakfast 

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

December Breakfast by Perkstain December 11, 2009

cock breakfast 

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

cock breakfast by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Egyptian Breakfast 

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.

Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.

Egyptian Breakfast by Luke Oats January 13, 2018

monkey's breakfast 

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

monkey's breakfast by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Eggs for breakfast 

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

Eggs for breakfast by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

mexican breakfast wrap 

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

mexican breakfast wrap by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008