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Blanket Bless You

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.
My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.
by Kalisiin April 25, 2014
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bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.
Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?
by Passiveobserver January 17, 2016
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Golden blossom

The act of licking a female bottom while said female is standing in an aggressive squat and expelling urine. Licker must be sure that the aggressive squatter does not excessively expel said urine.
You trying "Golden Blossom" ?! ... I "Golden Blossomed" the shit out of her.
by Bowlerman September 2, 2017
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God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
by Death Menace November 14, 2022
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.
by Nippalodian May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
by Linda- May 25, 2018
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