chicks before dicks

Opposite of "bros before hoes"

I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.

by I am Lisa April 30, 2007

beforegasm

the orgasm before your real orgasm

i was with this chick last night... and she had 5 beforegasms!!!! it was so hot

by hairy pickle May 14, 2008

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

bedford

commonly used term to cover the fact you are a grown woman going to or talking about twilight.

I am sorry I cannot attend your business mixer on Thursday night. I will am going to Bedford to visit some friends.

I wonder if that guy will go all Bedford on me.

This meeting is over. I have a call to discuss new developments in Bedford.

by moofer November 16, 2012

Bedford

Town in southern new Hampshire. Rich, Cocky town but good at sports. Most people think new Hampshire is just a ton of rednecks that's not from New England. Way too much gossip but there are some cool kids. Most towns surrounding hate Bedford. There is a lot of sex and drugs in Bedford. Each grade consists of around 450 kids. Dean Kamen creator of the segway lives there. Few Black people and most are some what immature.

"Yo dude I was playing football against Bedford and they are little S***s

"I saw a Bedford police car, it was a mustang"

"Where do you get your pot? Oh from some kids in Bedford"

by TryurBestBro April 14, 2014

day before-shotgun

when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.

"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"

by g.west. December 23, 2008